Leave me in your mother

The expression originated from the Hebrew phrase "azov oti be-ima shcha".
The origin of that Hebrew phrase is probably "azov oti le-ma'an hashem!" which means "Leave me alone, for Christ / heavens sakes!"

From there it went certain changes to "azov oti be-shem elohim" (Leave me alone, in the name of god!). Because the last sentence obviously wishing that person to go away, it evolved into a less crule manner "azov oti be-ima shkca" - "Leave me in your mother".

This expression is useable whenever you don't have the patience for someone or for an idea.

Male: Hey babe! Wanna go for a ride?
Female: Leave me in your mother... I'm drunk.

Female: Hey babe! Wanna go shopping?
Male: Leave me in your mother... There's a game on TV.

Previous examples applies.

by Shachar December 28, 2005

Motherfucker Jones

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015

mother joner

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008

mother

1.A female human being whom gave birth to you.
2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.

1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'fuck your mother's pussy'.

by Peevee September 9, 2008

high as a motherfucker

Extremely high.

After having a fat cone: "I'm high as amuh-fucka."

by Diego September 14, 2003

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother hen

The least appealing member of a group of attractive women who acts as a cockblocker for all of them. She will abandon her efforts if your wingman comes in and saves the day.

Get Geoff over here to be my wingman and stop this mother hen from ruining my chances to pick up her hot friends.

by tman August 11, 2003