Freak Month

National Freak Month takes place for the entirety of July. During said month all freaky, sexual, and downright strange activity is legalized. Similar to the purge but for freaky.

Oh bro, it's Freak Month, ima touch you.

Oh baby, it's Freak Month, you cant say no!

by the freakster July 29, 2024

Spookeh Month

IT IZ THE SPOOKEH MONTH!!! *spooky dance*

- "Hey, October just starte--"
- "OMG THE SPOOKEH MONTH JUST STARTED??" *spooky dance*

by silly._Gh0st December 21, 2024

first month free

A female Dino eats a orange political figure 34 times exactally and then performs a satanic ritual.

First month free is coll

by Jeb bush enrich killduff x joe December 8, 2017

The Ber Months

The Ber Months is short for the last 4 months of the year, September, October, November and December. Since they all end with "Ber"

It gets very cold during The Ber Months, but I also love Halloween and Christmas.

by JasperJaZzYPants October 9, 2020

Furry Month

June 2021, but more preferably June 6th 2021

now sort that in the format of DD/MM/YY

A: Yo did you hear this month's Furry Month?
B: Really? Oh well I guess I'll become one

by your local philosopher May 24, 2021

Slap ass months

This is a Holliday that original in france and Africa thats why all black people celebrate this mouth and the mouth is march the whole fucking mounth so that thick bitch at yo school she batter not be trippin on my kids

Black kid :"slapp👋👋"
The deain: "ok since its slap ass months"

by Bsgdgddhey March 2, 2020

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025