Liberal

One who believes he or she is more intelligent than most. Usually a person who has great book smarts but lacks common sense. Someone who cannot imagine a fetus being a real person. An individual who will one day be the cause of our great country being over-ran by a stronger military force.
A person who doesn't properly discipline his or her kids. Someone that believes others will clean up after their mess. An individual that would rather work out in the gym rather than perform their own yard work. Usually someone who has absolutely no knowledge of American History.

Hey Shauntaqua, can you turn off that liberal news station. This is a Army Hospital where the majority of folks who will watch are Conservative.

by Bustedjaouted September 20, 2010

liberal

On who sniffs his/her own farts.

My liberal ideology is so much smarter than your stupid redneck values. Im so smart i dont use the word values because that refers to money, and all are money should be given to the united states senate, so they can pay black people to build bridges that lead to the center of the earth.

by Baraconda December 14, 2008

liberal

Someone who will tell you Christianity is the most dangerous and scary religion on Earth right now. And believes it.

Liberal: "Religion is like, sooooo dumb. Except for Muslims of course, because I'm too scared of them to criticise them. But other than that all religions are like sooooooo dumb!"

by Jimbo994 April 15, 2010

Liberalism

A liberal is someone who supports - liberty, individual rights, market economy, utilitarianism, limited government, individualism and natural law.

Liberalism has two/three main variants - Classical Liberalism, Social Liberalism, Ordoliberalism (Also National Liberalism, Economic Liberalism and Cultural Liberalism - Not proper ideologies that are describing certain liberal view on an issue)

However, thanks to political illiteracy, Liberalism is now being used synonymously with Socialism, Communism, Progressivism etc. Core value of Liberalism is individual liberty, Liberals dont infringe on rights of the individual.

Also a bummer, Democrats arent Liberals.

Bashing
1. Conservative: "Fucking liberals and their limitation of rights"
2. Socialist: "Fucking liberals and their market"
3. Communist: "Fucking liberal imperialists"
4. Communist Alt: "Fucking Neoliberals"
5. Conservative Alt: "Fucking Neoliberal World Order"
6. Social Democrat: "Liberalism has ruined our economy!"

by CaneHill August 11, 2019

liberal

synonym to Redditor

what in the liberal fuck is a #Ruthkanda

by kaeusername September 18, 2020

liberal

The educated, intelligent, free-thinking people of society. As well as the ones with the morals and hearts... The ones who care for their fellow human beings over money or objects. The ones who want and fight for equal rights. The ones who question authority. The ones who keep the environment from being destroyed by humans. The ones who want peace and love over war. The ones with brains. The ones who hate Tucker Carlson, as everyone should. Basically, the ones holding society up today.

Liberals are the best thing that happened to this world.

by A great mind... October 17, 2020

lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

by ohso-special June 1, 2007