long beach island

HEAVEN.
the best beach ever.
old barney (which you climb to the top of once; when youre 5)
ron jon surf shop = love.
bay village.
beach haven; the best surfing ever.
the little shack you pass driving down on the causeway.
murphys market.
viking village.
the best mini golf courses; ever.
fantasy island.
what more can you want?
we beat out sleazside; pt. pleasant; ac any time.
the bay & beach within walking distance.
beach haven; the best surfing spots.

our life is your vacation.

wanna go surfing?

okay; where?

point pleasant.

hell no. thats no surf.

so where go you wanna go?

heaven.

where?

oh; i mean long beach island &hearts;
beach haven; the best surf.

by emily xo. August 31, 2006

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Raging Long John

To put a line of cocaine on ones boner and snort it off.

Julie just totally did a raging long john with randal.

by JackFrost11 July 24, 2011

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Long Fingering Frank

A)To receive or be penetrated by a man or woman in a repetitive way with fingers in a sexual manner.

B)Having the only ability to use your fingers instead of your genitalia in a sexual manner for intercourse and foreplay.

"He came over and gave me a long fingering frank while I was sleeping, It was out of this world."

by mjp9348 October 29, 2018

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Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

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no long term damage

"No long term damage" is a catchphrase from the British Youtuber Jack Massey Welsh also known as JackSucksAtLife or JackSucksAtMC
The phrase is used specifically in his videos that take place on his server Play.Skycade.Net when the server is about to reset.
Basically when the server is about to reset nothing matters so he can do whatever he wants.

*SETS OFF 1000000000 TNT AT SPAWN* No LonG TErM DaMagE
*Gives players creative mode* No LoNg TerM DaMaGe
*Drops 100 crate keys at spawn* No long term damage!
*/stop* SERVER EXPLODES

by EditorKaiIsABrush October 22, 2019

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