Lobster Attack

When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"

Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.

female - "WTF?!"

male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008

lobster

Someone who uses you, or "latches on" to you to get things. Lobsters hang out with you all day, even though you may never talk to them. Commonly referred to as a "lob." "Lobbing" describes the actions of a lobster.

Lobster: "Hey dawg, lemme get a ride."

by Fye One January 8, 2007

lobster

Any of several edible marine crustaceans of the family Homaridae, especially of the genus Homarus, having stalked eyes, long antennae, and five pairs of legs, the first pair of which is modified into large pincers.
basically a big red long thing with pinchers that people eat.

oh mang, that lobster i had for diner was gooood.

by ve03h July 15, 2008

LOBO

A hot and very sexy Latino.

A very sensual muscular person of Hispanic descent.
The female version of a LOBO is a LOBA.

"Nacho Figueras is such a LOBO."

"That girl Sahar is such a fierce LOBA!"

by S/HeWolf October 8, 2009

Lobbey Spice

Created by a Minecraft player named Lobbey. The term is to describe something already shitty in general and turn it into something else (most likely more shitty or maybe even better). This is not an actual spice.

Yo nigga, i took some of them moves from that K-Pop shit and added some Lobbey Spice and made that shit look even better.

by Negus February 12, 2013

lobes

Coined name for those with large ears and or ear lobes.

Thats my friend lobes, he's cool.
Hey lobes, pick up the phone I no you can hear me.
Lobes heard what you said about him.

by misonimous March 29, 2009

lobo

Lower than a Hobo. Just when a Hobo thought he couldn't sink any lower...bam!!

That Woody's a fuckin' Lobo !!

by Chaich February 10, 2004