GPS Liar

When you are using a GPS and are usually en route to a destination, and someone calls you to ask how far you are. Your reply is greatly exaggerated to make it seem like your 5 minutes away when in reality you're GPS says your are 30+ minutes away

Chris - "Yo bro i been calling you off the hook when are you going to be here my party starts in 10 minutes"

Dylan - "nigga im right around the corner ill be there in 5"

Chris - "naaa nigga your def a GPS Liar"

*GPS actual time = 35 minutes

by DylanMat12211 December 31, 2012

monkey liar

To lie in order to cause a distraction.

Various species of monkeys (and apes) act as if a predator is close by, sounding the alarm, in order to distract others allowing the pretender to steal food away from their peers; hence the thief is a "monkey liar".

by leckyburnet July 13, 2013

Bullshitting Liar

someone who is full of absolute shit

they're such a bullshitting liar. I hate them

by lilbaconbaby January 11, 2015

clean liar

opposite of a dirty liar

teerth is a clean liar, which is obviously worse than a dirty liar.

by pebblesnotpabu July 5, 2016

psychic liar

A person who pretends to be a real psychic in a fair or show, gets caught lying and looking very stupid

This psychic show features a psychic liar
Are you psychic? No! Psychic liar!

by Billiam Beaver July 6, 2016

ducking liar

When your phone hates you and youre trying to call someone out on a lie. This usually only makes you more frustrated.

You are a ducking liar.

Damn auto correct.

Ducking .
Fucking!

by Duckinglie November 17, 2016

Love Larsson

The most beautiful person you ever met,he's kind and very funny dude.Your dream is to be with him or like him. U should be glad to have he as a friend is the one. He's also a very good soccer player, that's because he trains so hard. This is Love Larsson.

U don't have to,just dream big train hard and achieve bigger. "Love Larsson"

by Påven December 13, 2016