laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

lapey

fucked your bitch.
usually says things that make no sense but make people laugh.

a dude that just loves to have a good time with friends. enjoys the occasional beer.

lapey is fucking hilarous!

by ronnie stringer May 14, 2018

laptop music

Any type of electronic music that doesn't contain actual instruments

John's music taste is nothing but laptop music

by true_funk March 11, 2019

lapitoferus

A word for words that don’t have a meaning

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is a lapitoferus.

by Bobby downer jr. III March 16, 2019

lapad

LAPAD - lick a pussy and die

Her Bf: We over, goodbye
Her: LAPAD nigga, smh .

by yamombitch. May 2, 2019

Laphabion

A real migga name that means he gets hoes and fucks bitches he is really funny and sometimes annoying but all in all a nice dude

Laphabion is a name of a real migga

by .other man life April 12, 2019

LaPenna

Verb (V) : 1) A horrible fantasy football draft decision.

2) A horrible life decision.

Michael drafted a quarterback in the first round....I can’t believe he pulled a LaPenna!

by VegasAged August 30, 2019