kittenpetter

One who displays loser-like qualities; one who sucks at pretty much anything; one who pets kittens.

Patricles: Dude, you just got killed 5 straight times in Halo,you are such a kittenpetter.
Michelle: You know what, you're a black kitten petter!
Crowd: oooooo, that's the worst kind.

Kittenpetter easily takes the place of the word "noob."

by Michael Bracey October 2, 2007

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

Flaming Kittens

A kitten that flames another kitten. (see flamer).

Teets is a flaming kitten

by matt ellis November 14, 2003

Code Kitten

A woman, usually a graphic designer, that specifically targets programmers and web developers for romantic relationships.

Typically this also benefits the CK professionally, but that may not be the main objective.

Jessica is a successful designer who's boyfriend, James, does most of the coding involved in her projects. She really enjoys working with him and feels it brings them closer in their relationship. Being a Code Kitten, she never turns down the free help, which increases her profit margin.

by Brandifly117 September 10, 2011

kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016

Kristen

Girl who writes definitions about herself on urbandictionary to get guys named Tyler to hit on her.

Tyler: I met this girl on bumble who liked hate sex and wanted me to "glean" her today.
Bill: oh man you better watch out. I gleaned this other kristen (not your kristen) last week and got an std. Had to submit a definition about her. What the hell is hate sex? That sounds violent in nature.

by Tylerdurden5 December 20, 2018

Kristen

She is an ally of POC's and uses her White privilege for good.

Karen posts a racist comment and Kristen corrects, cancels, and reports her.
Becky follows a POC around a store, Kristen records them and helps to remove Becky from Costco.
Susan chokes her dog in Central Park and called the police on a POC. Kristen records the incident and gets Susan's dog taken away.

by ills. June 5, 2020