by AustinSmith53 October 25, 2015
Get the Blake johnsonmug. This curse means u will always be in friend zone. It runs in the Johnson family; especially In Kai and Tyler. All offspring of the Johnson(if there ever is any) will continues to be cursed.
Guy 1: Man what happened between Kai and Paige??
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
Guy 2: He has the Johnson curse man... it wasn’t in his control...
by Realmemer69 September 25, 2018
Get the The Johnson Cursemug. Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.
by X.2 August 28, 2019
Get the Benjamin Johnsonmug. A creepy person who thinks of themseleves as a daddy for whatever reason. They are normally an insane child or a perverted old shit on the internet.
by DuckPancake May 6, 2020
Get the Daddy Johnsonmug. A white stereotype, mostly depicted as an old business manager who wants to be HIP and COOL with memes and popular music (Filthy Frank often uses him as a person behind shitty commercials which try to be relevant with millenials)
Example: This commercial is again made by a fucking John Johnson. Just look at the shitty memes and electronic music.
by Speedfox64 October 27, 2017
Get the john johnsonmug. YouTube creator famous for making videos across America of the many different cities, states, and regions around exposing the good, the bad, and the ugly of every one of them. There are those people who follow him that will say he’s right on point and at other times they will be those that tell him how he’s a liar, racist, and question if he has ever been to these places he films about.
Have you seen Nick Johnson’s videos on YouTube? He made a video of the 10 worst cities in Texas yesterday and today he supposed to have a video of the 10 worst cities in Ohio.
by Zero2infinity April 13, 2023
Get the Nick Johnsonmug. This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
Get the A Johnson Outboardmug.