Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 16, 2025

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford November 19, 2007

wind denier

A person who doesn’t believe in wind or anything pertaining to wind

“Dang it’s windy outside“
“How can wind deniers not believe in this”

by Michael Jordan the Star April 07, 2023

Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 20, 2015

Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.

Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!

by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025