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Shit sickle

Where you freeze runny shit into the form of a pop sickle and then shove it up your ass and then re shit it. (Can be repeated many times)
Person 1: hey you know the old Mexican man down the street
Person 2: yeH what about him
Person 1: yeah i buy shit sickles from him all the time very high quality
by AddyDaddy1234 December 21, 2020
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Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.
Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...
by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011
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rainbow shit

When you have been in such a happy mood for longer than three weeks, that it affects your shit - turning it into a wonderful display of happiness as it is pooped out. Can be put on display. The multicoloured shit is often in the order of the rainbow if the happiness is genuine and if the colours are out of order, there is an underlying issue of mania which can be diagnosed by slicing the shit horizontally.
Dudette 1: I love what you have done with your bathroom
Dudette 2: you do? Thanks. I have been on such a high this last month I knew I was due some rainbow shit
Dudette 1: but how did you get that pattern?
Dudette 2: I just ate a fucking hot curry one night and in the morning: tada!.....rainbow walls!
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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Shit Tag

The act of Tagging photos on Facebook from your mobile device while defecating in the bathroom.
logged on to Facebook only to find that while my Father was in the shitter had shit tag fest with his Ipad
by Therealagoc July 5, 2011
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Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.
Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit
by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014
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Little Shit

A individual who does the exact opposite of what you tell them. They can be extremely annoying and sometimes take it to far. They crave attention and will do anything to get it. They are usually very childish but deep down they are sensitive creatures.
Lately Emma has become quite a little shit.
by Emitrude Kyes February 19, 2015
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fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration
Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!
by Big LJ October 6, 2006
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