by ballsinyoass December 22, 2010
The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.
by crarl June 12, 2008
When you leave a party/bar/etc. without telling your friends, typically because you're afraid they won't let you leave. It's kind of a "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" kind of thing.
"Sorry for the Irish fade late night. I went to get gum, and it just felt really right to just keep going. Bad friend, I know."
by glaugh April 03, 2013
by guido20 March 12, 2010
When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
by therealjohnsmith2 February 17, 2009
When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
by Johnny Schaffer August 06, 2006