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irish taco

When a man folds his penis in two and shoves it in a girls vagina.
Dude I gave Susan an irish taco!
by ballsinyoass December 22, 2010
mugGet the irish tacomug.

irish face

The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.
"Jim went home with a smoking hot transexual last night, imagine the irish face on him!"
by crarl June 12, 2008
mugGet the irish facemug.

Irish Fade

When you leave a party/bar/etc. without telling your friends, typically because you're afraid they won't let you leave. It's kind of a "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" kind of thing.
"Sorry for the Irish fade late night. I went to get gum, and it just felt really right to just keep going. Bad friend, I know."
by glaugh April 2, 2013
mugGet the Irish Fademug.

Irish Water

If only Irish water ran from the tap.
by richard gear April 27, 2009
mugGet the Irish Watermug.

Irish Cock

When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
by therealjohnsmith2 February 20, 2009
mugGet the Irish Cockmug.

irish steamer

Colleen licked up every green morsel of Mickey's Irish steamer!
by guido20 March 12, 2010
mugGet the irish steamermug.

Irish Tea Party

When you are the last person concious at a drinking party, and you go around tea bagging everyone at the party.
ewww.... there is a ball hair in my mouth, there must have been an Irish Tea Party last night.
by Johnny Schaffer August 6, 2006
mugGet the Irish Tea Partymug.

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