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Irish Bread Boy

the elusive mystical creature in Ireland who comes out at night to steal your bread. Some people think its a dish, but they're just wrong.
Guy 1: Hey! All my irish bread went missing.
Guy 2: It was probably the Irish bread boy. I heard he's pretty cool, and George W. Bush thinks so too
by georgewb June 9, 2020
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Irish Cucumber

A combination of Mexican, Irish and Eskimo. These citizens have long hair on their face with black, oarnge and white hairs. Typical name is Joe.
by Skittlzdaboss June 17, 2018
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irish taco

When a man folds his penis in two and shoves it in a girls vagina.
Dude I gave Susan an irish taco!
by ballsinyoass December 22, 2010
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irish face

The standard expression of any irish person, said to resemble a face being told two very important pieces of information at once. In one ear, someone says "You've just won a 100 million dollars.." and in the other you hear "But you only have 3 minutes to live.." resulting in a very surprised look, tortured yet optimistic.
"Jim went home with a smoking hot transexual last night, imagine the irish face on him!"
by crarl June 12, 2008
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Irish Fade

When you leave a party/bar/etc. without telling your friends, typically because you're afraid they won't let you leave. It's kind of a "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" kind of thing.
"Sorry for the Irish fade late night. I went to get gum, and it just felt really right to just keep going. Bad friend, I know."
by glaugh April 2, 2013
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Irish Water

If only Irish water ran from the tap.
by richard gear April 27, 2009
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Irish Cock

When the condom is a size to small and becomes so tight it cuts off circulation to the cock and the cock turns green
dude, last night when I was fucking becky I had to wear a condom that was a size to small because, the gas station ran out and she asked me why I had an Irish Cock
by therealjohnsmith2 February 20, 2009
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