butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version
I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*
by 1OO1 December 08, 2006
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butt frigid

Not accepting anal; being rigidly conventional; tense in an over controlled way
1. Frank stop being so butt frigid, just come to the strip club.

2. Sarah was butt frigid last night, she didn’t let me put it in.
by Billy Thornton December 18, 2018
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butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole
Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night
by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014
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Butt Perfume

various odours sprayed from ones anus, directly on someones skin.leaving the wearer with a pungent butt perfume odour.
"yo Tayla, what's the scent you got on"
"its Hayley's butt perfume"
"how'd yo get that"
"are you daft? she needs to fart on you dude"
by Bigstick_69__ August 26, 2016
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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011
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butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.
John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.
by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019
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Pita Butt

A flat, narrowly angled rear-end of a woman, usually resembling a semi-circle, or a piece of pita bread. Pita Butts usually occur in older women who primarily wear mom jeans
A: "Dude I'm so into cougars right now"

B: "Yeah but I hate when everything is all saggy"

A: "Saggy boobs don't bother me. I just can't stand when they have Pita Butt"

B: "Yeah. Pita Butt reminds me too much of my mom."
by jcafe13 August 28, 2008
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