Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

jelly dirting

It's when a lube up penis penetrates an anus that has not been wiped in a while.

Mom: it smell like smells like someone has been jelly dirting.

Son: shut up, like you know what that means..

by ghettojello November 23, 2013

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

Team Dirt

A youtube group consisting of members such as RazorRatGaming, chickenbanannaa, DirectorDuck, Commandremu and sometimes JugJuggamer. The name revolves around a joke that they "worship dirt."

"team dirt is pogchamp"
"fax"

by martdapoopson February 28, 2021

Turf dirt

Someone who sleeps with every single person from every turf the one everyone passes around and treats like dirt

Who hasn't she fucked straight Turf dirt

by Shasty707 September 26, 2017

Bean Dirt

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

by The_Crystal_Clod January 23, 2021

Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

by Finger food September 24, 2016