the clown horn

pinch a girls nipples in foreplay to make her feel more comfortable

to get her in the mood i used the clown horn

by water feature April 12, 2021

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

By the Great Horn Spoon

decent short book about two people going to find gold in California

By the Great Horn spoon is a book.

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

Horn

Horning means to cheat in the Caribbean

My gf horning me.

by Lizzietheislandgyal May 1, 2021

Horning

Vigorously signaling sexual desire towards someone in a public setting

Did you see that chick totally Horning Nate over there?

by Oingo boingo danny May 18, 2021

Fork In Horn

A fork in horn is the name for when a man gets spit-roasted, so named for the look created by the angle of the erect dick ‘forking’ off the body.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Tyler this weekend?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude was bragging he was in a fork in horn!
Friend 1: Right?! I wonder if he was the fork?

by Truth&Knowledge May 23, 2021

payroll horns

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.

Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.

by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024