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Jerk from home 

When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
Jerk from home by Zonal K September 22, 2019

Keep a kosher home 

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Keep a kosher home by mrperson123 January 22, 2020

Media West Home Video

a dark logo with worldvision music
I am scared of Media West Home Video.

venti.plz.come.home 

Venti.plz.come.home is the best person ever and the best mutual I’m glad they are alive they are a...very cool person
Venti.plz.come.home is very pretty and cool
venti.plz.come.home by 1noj1n March 29, 2021

Nino's Home 

Nino's Home is a vietnamese cooking youtuber who known for great and good recipes alongside with Cooking Tree

He has loves cats too
Yeon: How to make Dorayaki?
Nino's Home: Oreo Dorayaki Recipe - Japanese Street Food
Yeon: Ok thanks
Nino's Home by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021

It’s coming home 

A phrase used when an English geezer says when England score in a big tournament
Me: Let’s goo England scored
My dad: IT’S COMING HOME
The whole population of England: IT’S COMING HOME