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helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys
I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.
by Rudrafter June 4, 2010
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Helmet [Hel-mit]

Noun-

1. Female or male of promiscuous behavior that serves only as tool for ejaculate disposal

2. Any various form of protective covering for the head (Ie, worn by soldiers, firefighters, divers, cyclists, Penis's etc.)
3. Anything resembling a helmet in form or position
4. Trucker slang~ A female passanger in a commercial vehicle(rider)

Adjective-
1. Used to describe a Personality, Appearance, Situation, etc

Verb-
1. Action, event, or state of mind
1. (noun) When I get off of work Im gonna go to the bar find me a Helmet Hel-mit.
2. (noun) Man, I cant this Helmet Hel-mit off my D!*#!!!!
3. (adj) I know, shes been a helmet since I met her.
4. (adj) She sure look like a damn Helmet Hel-mit!!!
5. (verb) All the Helmet Hel-mit in the house im gettin it fo sho!!
6. (verb) Helmet Hel-mit party drunk white women for everyone!!!!!!!
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On your way here can you pick up some helmets
by datbaedoe December 15, 2013
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helmet bitch

That bitch ain't got no sense girl! She act like she a helmet bitch
by mindfulwashington May 9, 2014
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helmet hug

She gave me a helmet hug
by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014
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Helmet

When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.
Fuck man that shits dank i think im one hit helmet
by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015
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Helmet

A derogatory term for a girl that likes to give head.

Originated in Franklin, MA in the 80's.
"that chick Jodi loves to suck cock. She's such a little helmet."
by Abar42 October 11, 2015
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