The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.
It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
Get the I didn’t come here for a hair cutmug. 1. A phrase used at a celebration or social gathering (wedding, birthday party, etc.) that denotes the user's desire for the amenities of said gathering (food, drinks, cake, games, etc.) and complete lack of interest of what the social gathering is actually about. Occurs often in children too young to understand or care about what is occurring.
Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
Warning: Using phrase at any social gathering may incite yelling, tears, or physical injury. Use at own risk.
by Avoidthedevoidvoid January 13, 2022
Get the Here for the pizzamug. Here Miss is a phrase that is used when you see a male and make them laugh. but it can commonly been used when someone is going to consume them and that is the phrase that they say before they do. By the way, Here Miss, You have 5 minutes to save yourself. I, am, coming...
P2: You are a silly cold, vegan, out-of-date chicken nugget
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again
P1: Here Miss
P2 was never heard from again
by Shrek the freg October 25, 2023
Get the Here Missmug. Person 1: I'm going to go look up Pizza on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?
Person 2: That's weird, but if you really want to, that's fine, I guess.
Person 1: Apparently it's an orgy or a sex party.
Person 2: Why is everything on here related to sex?
by PhoenixGamer34 October 15, 2023
Get the Why is everything on here related to sex?mug. He's afraid I'm going to kill him and if I AM responsible for the flood (Which if you're reading this ypu know I didn't order any flood) he isn't going to be able to do a God damn thing to stop me. I'm also better looking and would win in a fight at literally any age.
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Stay heremug. by Ceobm May 31, 2020
Get the Heresmug. my favorite song! sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here
by Tv February 29, 2024
Get the Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come heremug.