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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Something said by obnoxiously cheerfull bastards when someone is feeling tired and/or cranky. Mondays tend to be a horrible day since it's the first day of the working week. Made famous by the movie Office Space.
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays"?
Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
by Blomjenny December 7, 2007
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The Waffle House has found it's new host.

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.
He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.
by Wordinternet January 14, 2023
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what has been seen cannot be unseen

The act of witnessing something so traumatic or disturbing that it is futilely wished to be unseen. Most commonly experienced on 4chan's /b/ or senior citizen dating websites.
See also: eye bleach
Me: Oh hey, look, some Nigerian dude emailed me a file called BlueGoatseWaffles! Maybe its a picture of blue goats doing people stuff...like cooking waffles!
*Click*
*35 seconds later*
Me: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
by jonnykoolkid November 18, 2010
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You cannot kill that which has no life

An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.
n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
by Tobascoman February 1, 2010
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A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!

A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City! Start the new rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue! The new emergency collection from LEGO®️ City.
by Returns February 24, 2020
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The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”
Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.
by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 16, 2023
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