color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022

Pulling Guard

Preformed by pulling your opponent between your legs to be able to control their posture whilst on your back. Usually done during hand on hand combat.

Shit, I fucked up an overhead sweep, have to pull guard.
I'm too fucking tired to stand, gonna pull guard.
"Did he just pull guard? Are you shitting me?" - coach
"Quit pulling guard bitch."

by astro-grappling November 15, 2022

Armed guards

Aren't going to stop school shootings.

Hym "They can just pick another target. A mall. Wait for them to go outside for recess. Find out what time the school lets out and spray the courtyard. But there is a through-line. It's very consistent. Armed guards aren't going to do anything. Gun bans aren't going to do anything. What type of people shoot up schools? Is it almosted entirely groups of people who are demonized for one reason or another? Why not just stop demonizing them? 'Well, because demonization is an effective tool for ideological control and if we don't demonize them people will imitate them or won't be incentivized be more like me.' There it is. It's all just ideological control. That's you trying to reserve the right to control people. And if you're going to do keep trying it you're going to keep getting what you deserve..."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

The Gurda

The act of organising a squad catch up on
COD before proceeding to hit the Mexican marching powder and disappear like Houdini finest magic trick, only to re-appear 2 days Later for a game

"Hey Skitz you played with 9_777 lately? "
"Nah he pulled The Gurda on me last Friday
man, haven't heard from him since"

by Sk1tzd May 16, 2023

Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.

I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.

by CentralBeing December 19, 2023

Royal Guard

A style in the DMC (Devil May Cry) Franchise that can be used while playing as Dante. Can be used in sentences to express a sense of blocking or "tanking" a hit/attack

"BRO I JUST ROYAL GUARDED THAT HIT"

by Totally a DMC expert November 13, 2023

National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.

"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."

by daelynfr May 9, 2024