Staying Golden

The process of being or staying intoxicated (either high, drunk, or both) for a minimum period of 3 days.

Drew - "Hey homie, what are we doing this summer?"

Erik - "Hmmmm...I am not sure."

Drew- "How about staying golden"

Erik - "Yes. That sounds like a blast!"

by The Coach Family June 16, 2009

golden shovel

The imaginary shovel that gold-diggers use to search for their gold.

She won't settle for Coach. She's going to use her golden shovel to get some Prada.

by mochzr April 15, 2009

golden eye

1. The result of a sexual act involving the peeing in someone's eye

2. The compound word refering to an object in the movie "Goldeneye" which is key to the control of two EMP satellites

I gave my ho a nice golden eye last night, to accompany that pearl necklace.

by Tanaka Mushi January 9, 2006

golden doughnut

when you have anal sex and you piss in the asshole

I gave her a golden doughnut last night

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

Golden Caesar

The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)

I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar

by UCSD April 28, 2003

Golden Panther

A Golden Panther is when you lather a woman's whole body in mustard. Afterwards, you proceed to shove a chain of sausages in said woman's ass, thus acting as the tail. You then smack the girl's ass and make them purr, completing the Golden Panther.

"Now I know why FIU called their team the 'Golden Panthers.' Their team plays like they're covered in mustard with sausages shoved up their ass."

by Super Adam AKA Shadow April 19, 2008

golden spoon

noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.

verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.

I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.

There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.

I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.

I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!

by lc13 October 25, 2007