Golden Girl

An old lady (typically over 55 years of age)

According to a university study, Golden Girls are twice as likely to give oral sex (via Manswers)

by Masteronone April 26, 2011

Golden Cobra

When one dude pisses on another dude's cock and sucks it.

Fred Durst loves to perform golden cobras on little boys.

by Gefilte Fist June 23, 2011

Golden Chalice

when one pees in another's butt.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave that crazy chick from Phoenix a golden chalice and she loved it.

Guy2: What's a golden chalice?

Guy1: I peed in her butt.

Guy 2: Wow I can't believe she liked that.

by Funky Fred1 October 20, 2009

golden blunderbus

Comes from the base of flooding the cave, but after peeing in the butt she farts it right back atcha like a golden shower

my gf wanted me to flood her cave but then she golden blunderbus'd me and ruined the sheets

by TheBastard Sun March 29, 2015

golden ruins

1 Megabyte of maps, 29 megabytes of pwn.

Referring to the modification of a game (the modification's name was golden ruins), which barely had 1 megabyte of maps and 29 megabytes entirely of music.

by Moonlander January 16, 2008

Golden Deuce

The perfect poop. Meaning, there's nothing to wipe. When one has the golden deuce, the toilet paper is completely clean after wiping.

I sat on the throne, and dropped a Golden Deuce. When I wiped, my ass was dry, and there was no dookie on the toilet paper.

by Derange-O October 4, 2013

Golden Spade

A person who is relentless and persistent in the art of tuning and general lurking

Mate: "James' lurking is relentless tonight, he is always on the tune"
Me: "Dude, he's the Golden Spade"

by Keg JD October 14, 2012