Goggle

you just spelt google rong, hooray!
n0w GO TO LONDON OR DIE

trust me, go to london since you put in goggle instead of google

by ShutUpAllisonYourAnnoyingMe March 30, 2022

goggle n gargle

when you get good head off someone that wears glasses

got some goggle n gargle the other night, was decent

by LJD2807 May 22, 2023

Pigeon Goggling

When humans scream and oddly flap their arms to get rid of feathered pests such as pigeons.

I wish people would stop pigeon goggling it's disturbing my teatime.

by Doctortheoliusmacdonaldo December 17, 2014

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10

Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

goggle

UR CRUSH CODE NAME

person 1: OMG ITS GOGGLE
goggle: HUH *realizes*

by Gushsvdgdhjdjcjcjcjcjjc November 1, 2022

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012