Germage

Just another, cooler, word for germs

"Theres a lot more germage this year"

"Dude I feel so sick, I have so much germage"

by baja277 December 11, 2009

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011

german strawberry

When you mix a German snpier and a strawberry shortcake. You do doggy style. Spit on her back Pull it out punch her in the nose and cum in her eye and face and

mix

Joe: I gave that bitch a German strawberry last night
Jimmy: damn how is she?
Joe: her left eye is blind and got a bloody nose

by Jeremy lin December 23, 2013

germ bag

Germ bag is usually someone who carries a lot of germs and transmits his germs in a closed environment such as the office, school, or a gym

The germ bag got me sick again

by fwyflyer January 22, 2014

Germ

A derogatory term for an anti-Semite. (origin: Holocaust enthusiast.)

There are Germans, and then there are Germs.

by Ereck Flowers April 9, 2017

German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018

German Fury

1.A term used in World War I, the interwar era and World War II, to describe German fighting or the populous.
2.An attack in Overwatch used by the character Reinhardt
3.The process of fucking or getting fucked by a German.

My boyfriend Franz gave me his German Fury.

by Roxy Rudy February 4, 2019