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Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus
I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.
by Richey0134 August 10, 2021
mugGet the Garden hosemug.

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.
Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”
by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023
mugGet the Jayden gardenermug.

Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse
"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"
by the Jazz man July 13, 2009
mugGet the Garden Pigmug.

Gnarly Garden

The public hair of a man or woman that hasn’t been properly maintained. It collects debris and smells like mildew.
That chick has a squirrels nest in her gnarly garden.

I found a Fruit Loop in my girlfriends gnarly garden.
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
mugGet the Gnarly Gardenmug.

Weeding The Beer Garden

When someone drinks the leftover not yet empty drinks anywhere alcohol is serve
Wow! He really must have been weeding the beer garden tonight!
by RNRSGMG August 7, 2010
mugGet the Weeding The Beer Gardenmug.

garden bush

"wow, that girl has got some garden bush"
by quealana October 23, 2007
mugGet the garden bushmug.

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