fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

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Give us us free

Phrase used when you want to be released from work like when Joseph Cinque from Amistad demanded his release from slave masters.

Man #1: (Sitting at his desk not wanting to work and wanting to go home and play some video game) G U U F (Give us us free)

Man #2: Seriously, is it 5pm yet?

by shekkie20 May 23, 2008

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I don't give a shit

The act of not caring about something.

-Derp: Hey, can you go clean up th--
-Herp: I don't give a shit.*Flies away*

by M364 November 03, 2013

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Give me some throat

He/She drop to their knees and give some deep throat fellatio.

Give me some throat bitch!!!!

by DerekG & Scout March 03, 2009

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giving the ghost a blow job

When you are sitting in class and keep nodding off so that your head slides forward and then you jerk back awake so that it looks like you're giving a blow job to the invisible person in front of you.

"I saw you over there giving the ghost a blow job"

by Desert Eagle September 11, 2006

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