Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse

"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"

by the Jazz man July 13, 2009

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 14, 2022

Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment

Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception

by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024

garden digger

aka hoe or sexual tool

a garden digger is kitty 1 aka ali's first split personality

by angelb June 07, 2006

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

dirty olive garden

the act of drinking an entire bottle of wine before performing orally on an Olive Garden breadstick

"Dude last night I totally embarrassed myself by performing a dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 26, 2023