People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
Get the Garden hosemug. Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"
Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!
by CampFetus September 20, 2017
Get the garden hoesmug. by Punkrocker!!! May 15, 2023
Get the atomic gardenmug. A very hairy pussy
by Fat fanny garden October 19, 2018
Get the fanny gardenmug. What a place, a hick place where no one goes and there are corn fields for days. There is enough dip and beer for the whole world in Garden Prairie. And you dont have to be of age.
by Cunt-tree boi January 13, 2018
Get the garden prairiemug. a relatively unknown marching band internationally, but super underrated. the biggest marching in denmark, won the european championship in 2022, and the world championship in marching and concert in 2024
vejen garden is pretty good
by krillabis April 4, 2025
Get the Vejen gardenmug. One might toss a salad but if you get the Olive Garden your getting a stick of bread and creamy sauce on your face with fettuccine on your head making you look blonde.
Anderson usually wants me to toss his salad but this time he asked if any of my friends could Cooper ate and give him some Olive Garden
by 8284play January 8, 2021
Get the Olive Gardenmug.