Franchini bounce

A discreet exit from a social setting without telling anyone where you are going.

::While in the middle of a volleyball game::

"Dude, where did Josh go? He said he was going to get a glass of water"

"Man that was like 5 hours ago. He totally pulled a Franchini bounce!"

by SPedroPosse December 9, 2008

fritzjob

When someone punches an erect penis straight in the tip.

ex. Anthony gave Dan a fritzjob and flattened his erect cock on sight.

by connors11s May 4, 2009

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

fruitist

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

by 3jt October 22, 2011

Frecktoo

A tattoo that has been inked over a freckled area of the body.

Dude, look at that girl's frecktoo, is it of a cougar or a cheetah?

by Squinty Eyed Bastard July 13, 2014

friendship cuddle

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.

"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."

by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

free electron

Someone without actual job responsibilities who inflicts his/her opinions on people with real jobs in an effort to get them to do additional work.

"Don't take another meeting with him! He is just a free electron creating work for everyone else."

by SarcasmGirl May 10, 2017