pony

A latin based word now defined as a slur to describe someone that is of a short stature.

Look at that dude, I'd be embarrassed to be a pony like him.

by TheOnlineGexMaster July 14, 2024

Pony

Another word for a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt.

Damn, that's a nice pony you got on there!

by Mr.Polo_ June 15, 2011

pony twist

when you grab a mans genitals through the back of his legs and twist in a spiral up motion causing the dick bone to fracture

dude i pony twisted this african man last night!!

by slimybigballs July 10, 2015

Nordic Pony

A generously sized phallus with superb blonde pubic hair that would cause anyone making direct eye contact to cry and begin to unexplainably slow dance in place.

Gary has a magnificent Nordic Pony! Why am I now slow dancing by myself?

by Gator6977 August 23, 2020

pony tit

When a girl ties her breasts into a pony tail using a hair tye.

It's so hot outside, I need a Pony tit.

by Dan Turner Man November 23, 2020

Buckle Pony

A person who only breeds to a “Buckle” or incentive fund nominated stallion

Some Buckle pony called me today ask if my stallions where crown riyal nominated.

by TopHands April 30, 2022

RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.

You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you

by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021