Floor Jansen

Shes hot. Milf.

Floor Jansen is so hot

by halal-stilusu fekete fem December 6, 2021

3rd Floor

Simply put, the floor the goes unsearched. Any Salty Jake knows that there are never victims on the 3rd floor of a house fire. Residents know to leave a building, especially the 3rd floor if it is the fire floor, so a Salty Jake knows not to waste his time searching more than 2 floors.

A kid almost died on the 3rd floor.

by eggplantsucks June 7, 2018

Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

floor gamer

Someone who is too poor to afford a desk, so instead games on the floor or bed with a laptop

"Yo man I don't have a desk." "Then what are you a floor gamer?"

by TheAgnetOfThipis June 30, 2014

top floor boss

a name Destroy Lonely uses to call himself. A top floor boss is someone who doesnt work for anyone else or a rich person.

im tha top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor top floor boss

by ser6phina November 21, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Get your down on the floor

Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so

`My dad told me to "Get your down on the floor" and I got pregnant`

by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020