Fab Fit Flex

This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.

Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"

by von groovy June 23, 2024

Fit

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Retardz Illegally Fitjack

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. January 8, 2021

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

Fit

verb/adverb: to make sure that you are situated as far as illicit materials being hidden.

They keep watching me. I better keep my sh*t fit!

by Divinessence68 February 6, 2025

Swift-fit

Unreasonable actions based on a troubled childhood and possible bipolar disorder. Can manifest itself during interactions both online and in person. Often confused with passion for a cause, but ultimately ends in self destruction.

Wow! Didn't see that coming, that guy had a total Swift-fit!

by cowboy wordsmith December 6, 2017

four-fit

four-fit (v) – The act of a woman giving up on a relationship because her man has a penis size of four inches or smaller.

My girlfriend decided to four-fit our relationship because of her experiences as a porn star.

by Arnie Grape December 15, 2021

Planet Fitness

Planet Fitness is a "wide" known gym place for fat people to go and workout at and gaining no results in weight loss or muscle growth. But as the name of the gym sounds, can be better used as a form of pun in a sentence.

Guy #1: Hey! I was already waiting for that machine to use after the guy was done using it!
Guy #2: Well I didn't see your name on it.
Guy #1: Doesn't matter it was my turn next on it!
Guy #2: Well what are you going to do about it?
Guy #1: Bro, Imma finna planet fitness foot in yo ass if you don't back off from that machine!

by DRGNSLYR January 22, 2025