Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.

At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!

by Dmonney September 12, 2005

filingual

The cool way of saying a person knowing five languages.

When i grow up I'm going to be filingual!

by Purplelotus December 31, 2006

Fixing cobwebs

A slang term, often used by persons under the influence of the psychedelic compound psilocybin. The term "cobwebs" refers to the strange cobweb like appearance of hair (often pubic) and oftentime also refers to the point of excessive masturbation and climax, so that the semen sticks to stomach hair, and dries together creating a cobweb like appearance.

Anquon:CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Ausey- Nah man, I'm fixing cobwebs.
Anquon:...sooo....CHUWANNA PLAY?!
Travis-Shit niggie, tryina fix mah cobwebs.

by Cobwebfixerupper September 13, 2009

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Slang term for steel toed boots.

“Hey man, did you remember your PPE today?” “Yeah, can’t you see I’m wearing my Mongolian Fishing Boots?”

by Lettuce Goblin October 28, 2022

fisting

this is simply the act of throwing ones fist at another person.... or throwing that fist up a ******

i heard you got fisted today at the movays young buck

by ahf573 March 21, 2005

Swedish Fishing

The act of a man inserting a swedish fish into his dickhole, and then having his girlfriend proceed to sucking it out and shove it in her ass for the man to suck out

"I love the fruity flavor of Swedish Fishing in my mouth!"

by Benjamin D. Dover November 24, 2009

going fishing

The act of trying to meet women in order to get only a blow job (like going fishing with worms for bait).

Joe: hey matt, you're all dressed up. are you going to a club?

Matt: yea, i'm going fishing. want to be my wing man?

Joe: no... but, good luck

by Count Doucheula April 4, 2011