beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 06, 2018

Feets in the Sheets

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019

Clubbed Feet

When a girl with clubbed feet tries to "beat" and "smash" your dick and balls.

Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!

by Urbane and Dictive December 15, 2022

chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body

“Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”

by gailmus November 17, 2022

feet vagina

its when a person connects their feet in a way so it looks like a vagina, the other person shoves their dick between them.

max: yoooo dude! how was sex?
ronald: man...she did the feet vagina and it was so good i passed out!

by efro October 31, 2020

Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.

“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”

by Акула August 03, 2021