feet tics

a male with an STD.
feet-penis
tics-STDs

i went to the dr. and he said i have feet tics!! ahh!

by mandy#13 April 02, 2009

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019

baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too

"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"

by big ol mess January 22, 2023

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

tree climbing feet

Feet that look as if they would assist in climbing a tree.

His feet are huge, he has tree climbing feet.

by Huckabee May 31, 2019

Clubbed Feet

When a girl with clubbed feet tries to "beat" and "smash" your dick and balls.

Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!

by Urbane and Dictive December 15, 2022

chimp feet

fatass feet that don’t look like they belong on the persons body

“Holy shit Blake has chimp feet”

by gailmus November 17, 2022