fangry

nerds, fat and angry, always fat from sitting on the computer so much, angry from losing at counter strike

that nerd is gay, and hes fangry

by lpopsd June 10, 2003

fairywings

Female version of "I am the Walrus"

Chick,...Huhuh Like I got Fairywings....got any food

by Dave's not here man February 8, 2005

fairy fuck

a person who often acts gay

dakotah is a fairy fuck and loves men

by shmabul January 25, 2010

Fairy Dust

When you don't, fully, whipe your butthole and a dusty, like substance is left behind.

Ugh, my butthole is building up fairy dust

by Definitionsss March 1, 2015

Cum Fairy

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.

Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!

by RemyMartincourvoisier June 3, 2010

Darwinian Fairytale

A Darwinian Fairytale encompasses all the varied just-so stories that evolutionists concoct to promote their theories that non-living matter, such as a rock, given enough time and enough chance, could become a scientist.

These same scientists will claim that God does not exist, since He would need a cause, but they are hopeful that the entire universe can exist without one. They don't like the possibility that the universe had a cause, as that would mean Someone caused it.

Our present administration believes this theory, that since the universe can come from nothing, so can money.

I can accept that evolution occurs: bacteria become resistant to antibiotics- that has been seen and proven and it's called micro-evolution.
But pond scum turning into cab drivers is a Darwinian Fairytale.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

fist fairy

A homosexual football player. They are so extreme and aggressive in their fucking gayness that they can't help but to fist each other in the locker rooms and fist nerds under the guise of being tough and hazing. These raging flamers love the game of football because it takes absolutely no skill and it always includes grabbing, touching, piling on top of, and tea baging the other muscular homos. Their usual uniform consists of a school hoodie, shorts, a foot ball bag, and Gatorade because Gatorade is for faggots. They are naturally arrogant, loud, and trying to act like the alpha male on ever other fucking gay alpha male.

Fist Fairy: Have you seen Rob?
Dude: No. Why the hell do you want with that fist fairy anyway?
Fist Fairy: FOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL! I didn't get to fist his ass last game. *Looks over at Dude's ass*
I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING NERD!

by Tank6 June 17, 2008