Catch a finger

To be fingered by a single finger.

"I'm not a lesbian, but I've caught a finger." - Amy Schumer

"I'm up to catch a finger tonight."

by kuna3 September 7, 2016

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

Finger Knives

The downscaled version of finger guns. Instead of pretending like your fingers are guns, you use stabbing motions with your fingers to recreate the cat of stabbing

Friend 1: Alright, I gotta go, see ya!
Friend 2: *Finger Knives* Later dude!

by An_Ok_Dumbass October 27, 2017

Finger Stabbing

A term that describes the uncomfortable, forceful movement of the fingers being pushed up into the vagina repeatedly. Comparable to undergoing a gynaecological examination. Often a result of foreplay with an inadequate sexual partner.

"I was terribly finger stabbed last night."
"I think I am still bleeding from the finger stabbing."

by joswizzle January 19, 2015

Finger-spaz

A random spaz in your finger, while you are on your computer. This is what you get when you play too many computer games.

Sorry, I had a finger-spaz!

by Nidajazz April 28, 2011

captain fingers

a man who does not kiss but just fingers.

"hey captain fingers"

by Xx_soulhunter_xX July 23, 2023