by Sexydimma February 21, 2025
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I wanted to cum all over the girl's face but only a few drops of semen dribbled out. It was a failed facial. It was so embarrassing.
by night_lis April 3, 2025
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Faisal is calm, the kind of calm that doesn’t flinch when things fall apart. He’s quiet, not distant, just careful. You have to lean in to understand him. He doesn’t always say what’s on his mind, which drives me crazy sometimes. But it’s not that he doesn’t feel—he just processes things slower.
He fell first. Despite me being loud, chaotic, and messy, he saw me and leaned in. There’s something about him that makes it feel like things will be okay, even when they’re not. But he holds back when it matters most, and I hate that I’m always the one reaching out to pull us back together.
He avoids conflict to keep the peace, and I wish he’d fight for me the way I fight for him. Still, his love shows up in small, steady ways. He’s carrying a lot—school, work permit, two jobs—and I see it.
We’re alike in the ways that matter. We both struggle to open up, hold things in too long, and are stubborn and scared. Staying together won’t be easy, but if we both show up, maybe we can make it. Maybe that’s what love looks like for us.
He’s calm. I’m fire. He slows me down, I push him forward. And in all the mess and silence, we always find our way back. That has to mean something.
He fell first. Despite me being loud, chaotic, and messy, he saw me and leaned in. There’s something about him that makes it feel like things will be okay, even when they’re not. But he holds back when it matters most, and I hate that I’m always the one reaching out to pull us back together.
He avoids conflict to keep the peace, and I wish he’d fight for me the way I fight for him. Still, his love shows up in small, steady ways. He’s carrying a lot—school, work permit, two jobs—and I see it.
We’re alike in the ways that matter. We both struggle to open up, hold things in too long, and are stubborn and scared. Staying together won’t be easy, but if we both show up, maybe we can make it. Maybe that’s what love looks like for us.
He’s calm. I’m fire. He slows me down, I push him forward. And in all the mess and silence, we always find our way back. That has to mean something.
Faisal knows I overthink everything. That I spiral sometimes and need reassurance, even if I don’t always ask for it out loud. So one day, he showed up with this little jar—filled with fake pills. And inside each one, he’d folded tiny pieces of paper with notes he’d written just for me. I remember feeling like he’d found a way to speak the words he struggles to say out loud. It was one of the quietest, kindest things anyone’s ever done for me.
by Faisallllllll April 13, 2025
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Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."
by Hym Iam April 19, 2025
Get the Failed mug.Hym "Is that not your repeating the thing I said on cameras Megyn Kelly? Because if so not only do you know that the AI is stolen but you also know that my rights are being violated and that the lives of children are at risk. What did I 'failed' at Megyn?"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2025
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A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
A luxury watch theft or robbery that goes horribly wrong because the stolen item is fake or a replica, leaving the thief with nothing—or sometimes resulting in their arrest.
Example:
He thought he scored a Rolex, it was fake, it was a total failex — he walked away with nothing… and got nicked a week later.
Lee: Bruv, did you hear about them three muppets in Wales? Mugged a bloke for a fake Rolex… blinded him in one eye.
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
Frank: Mental, bruv! And got 30 years between them? Total failex!
Lee: LOL!
Frank: LOL!
by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026
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