The only thing that defines him is that he’s dairy-free.
by abbyswayyycoolerthanu September 5, 2019
Get the Ethan dolanmug. fine ass daddy, he is a total hottie, super nice, a daddy, he has a nice ass, 6 pack, nice abs, will let you take a pic with him if you ask nicely, he doesn't care about em' HATERS, my boyfriend, my husband, back off i bite :)
girl 1: "omg that guy is such a daddy"
girl 2: yeah that's Ethan Dolan
me: "GURL BACK OFF, HE IS MY MAN, I WILL BITE YOU IF I NEED TO"
*2 girls run away*
*I go kiss my hot ass man*
girl 2: yeah that's Ethan Dolan
me: "GURL BACK OFF, HE IS MY MAN, I WILL BITE YOU IF I NEED TO"
*2 girls run away*
*I go kiss my hot ass man*
by Ethan Dolan Is A Daddy April 1, 2019
Get the Ethan Dolanmug. by Chadd100 June 29, 2019
Get the Ethan boimug. Without a doubt the most superest-duperest motor-chode mechanic the world has ever known. His lack of motivation in all areas of his life often lead to severe ass chewings, which he promptly disregards and then proceeds to play Command and Conquer. He also cooks delicious steaks and is covered in dirt.
by Super Cool Ethan Fan September 28, 2011
Get the Ethan Englemug. A little shit cunt bastard prick who bears a stunning resemblence to a guinea pig or other small rodent
by Oisin Colledge May 29, 2020
Get the Ethan Holtmug. by Tordus February 9, 2020
Get the Ethan Sawermug. 