by BIGLADPAUL October 17, 2019
A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.
Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.
by etRock November 09, 2016
Ethan L is a femboy furry who likes to lick big oily men. He has zero rizz and loves to rub his balls on the backs of men.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Ethan L has zero friends and preys on little children whom he traps in his basement. He loves to lick popsicles and shove them up his ass.
Hey Ethan L
by ILoveFeat69 July 22, 2023
not only will he sweep you off your feet with his personality to die for, he will charm you with his outstanding cuteness. he is super duper fun and east to fall in love with. he can definitely be described as a teddy bear. he is strong enough to protect you and keep you safe, but soft enough to make your heart melt. ethan? if you really want to know the meaning, look up the definition of perfection. bc darling, you are perfect and i fucking love you.
by lilly.s.j January 17, 2015
Ethan Troxel is One of the worlds hottest guys, pretty much gets any girl he wants, has long blonde hair and green eyes. Ethan Troxel also happens to be 14 but lemme tell you if he’s 14 I’m 14. You can often catch him playing basketball or talking shit, or just hanging with friends, some call him a fuckboy but I just call him hot. One if his most famous quotes is “I can get any girl I want” this is obviously true as he is the hottest person at Norris middle school. Pretty much everyone I know has a crush on Ethan Troxel including me of course.
by Plunthd September 29, 2018
by abbyswayyycoolerthanu September 05, 2019