Blown engine

This is men after they have an orgasm. They can’t have sex again for another 12-24 hours period. Before they can make their dick hard again. Which I’m blown away because I’m thinking my time of 30 minutes is too long and trying to be able to do it back to back. I have found methods to make this work too. But you still need the right partner

If males keeping blown engine a great secret. What are females hiding ?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 16, 2022

Thomas the dank engine

the most badass train in the whole world. that smokes weed with his friends all day long and likes to eat pussy

hey dude wanna go smoke with Thomas the dank engine i have heard that he his bringing bitches

by ConsumePP04 June 17, 2019

Thomas the tank engine

A word created for god by a guy named Ian

Thomas the tank engine doesn’t exist - Ian

by SVSH December 16, 2020

Eugene

He is the best at getting girls. He is very trustworthy and funny. Everyone thinks he is nice.

Dang I wanna be like Eugene

by Eugene is the best name October 25, 2019

software engineering

Boring shite that takes to long to do. and usually does nobody any good.

Have you seen the new windows?

Yeah. its total shite. like i expected it to be. mmmm smells like WinME to me

by Jobe October 10, 2003

software engineering

Boring, cubicle work which involves a lot of lines of code and countless hours of boring work. Requirements are a tie and mad computer skills. Best example of a software engineer: Peter from Office Space.

I am a software engineer at Microsoft.

by Sean Sinha January 27, 2004

software engineering

This is the term used when people wishes to make millions. This is mainley carried out by software engineers to increses there pay packets.

You have spent thousands on developing a talor made system for your company it gets implemented and then you hear:
"Oh! The software is incompatible with your system!" they say with a fake look of horror on there face's
"We will have to carry out some software engineering on the program."

Can you hear the till ringing?

Congratulations! you have fallen for the latest reincarnation of the oldest trick in the book. get as much money as you can out of the suckers!

Take my advice do not fall for it. ask for clarification and if you are in the UK threten them with the Trades Descriptions Act - goods supplied unfit for purposes they were intended.

by joshua z s February 5, 2004