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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
mugGet the cross eyed cripplermug.

Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??
Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.
by One eye angi June 28, 2021
mugGet the Black eyed Susanmug.

Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 15, 2017
mugGet the Cross-eyed Juliemug.

to tette og ei badehette

Livet handler om to tette og ei badehette. Mange vil si det er selve meninga med livet.
Philosophical dude: Hey man, I often wonder what the meaning of this life is.
Orcacel: Let me enlighten you, it's to tette og ei badehette.
by Elektroblaster2000 March 3, 2018
mugGet the to tette og ei badehettemug.

Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.
"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"
by not another pseudonym February 14, 2012
mugGet the Billy-Eyedmug.

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
mugGet the cross eyed cripplermug.

Fish eyed cu_t

A female who sees men as tools and women as pawns with her fish eyes fake nails and fake lashes. FECs are usually fat and mean approach with caution.
My baby mom is such a FEC fish eyed cu_t.
by Mrs. Jack Black May 18, 2025
mugGet the Fish eyed cu_tmug.

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