Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

Mantulo-ed

The act of getting hit by a vehicle preferably a Truck

did you see that guy get mantulo-ed on campus the other day?

by youngkebbles September 8, 2010

Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.

Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."

by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010

fucked-ed

To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:

1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head

i'm fucked-ed

well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!

by he's Scott The Love etc etc November 23, 2010

Larry C-ed

To be shocked or confused over something found on Urban Dictionary

I was Larry C-ed when I found out what a Hot Karl is.

by AnabolicCaveMan May 18, 2010

Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"

Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.

Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.

This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!

by wordywordster April 23, 2009

Zozer (ed)

A suffix meaning extremely or entirely that can be used to add emphasis to the words pwn, or own.

Original Sentence: You just got PWNED!
After addition of suffix: You just got Pwnzozered!

by MASTERSH4KE June 27, 2005