Dissociative Identity Disorder

a cringe trend/fandom where kids go to fake a mental disorder for attention

a placebo effect. its probably not real

"i have Dissociative Identity Disorder "
"nope"
"you are right ive been faking all this time for attention!"

by SaneDrain November 2, 2022

Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

by Gg5863 January 28, 2020

Dissociative identity disorder

A diagnosis that a psychiatrist or therapist gives to a patient. It basically states that the personality is fractured into several distinct parts that behave differently from the original personality. It was once known as multiple personality disorder but psychiatrists changed the term to dissociative identity disorder because they realized they had no clue what they were doing and had to come up with something new and exciting since they were getting paid. Mental health professionals give this diagnosis so they can feel important and special since this disorder is glamorized in the movies. The patient unconsciously wants to please the therapist and read up on the symptoms to present to them. Both therapist and patient feed off each other. Often the patient will get the blame as attention seeking when really it's the therapist that's at fault but gets off the hook because they are the professionals. You will find all patients that enter therapy never had a clue they had the disorder until the therapist told them. It is a therapy induced disorder and will disappear once the patient leaves therapy. But it will reemerge once the patient returns. Plain and simple. From that point forward patients will be confused when something bad happens to them because they will think one of their personalities did it. They will lose all sense of who they are.

Since Julie was diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder her life has been in ruins because she has lost her sense of identity.

by maggie0285 August 31, 2019

disordinated

Misshapen, out of place, bizarre and random.

You're so disordinated.

by Mouse1012 January 2, 2015

disordar

The intuitive ability to detect personality disorders among people one has just met or seen on tv. Similar to the way "gaydar" is used to detect members of the LGBTQ community who might or might not be "out".

A: "It turned out that guy I was dating has narcissistic personality disorder."
B: "Yeah, he totally set off my disordar. I tried to warn you."

by Purple Jon December 17, 2017

Disorder

The best part of Toxicity - System Of A Down.

"You!
What do you own the world
How do you own DISORDER, DISORDER
Now!
Somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere...
Between the sacred silence and sleep
DISORDER, DISORDER, DISORDER!"

by viruscasper January 22, 2018

Disordertude

An invisible field that surrounds a individual that repeals all order without that persons knowledge.
Disordertude is measured in Btronz btronz = squareroot √ (force + distance)

"There is no order that can withstand her disordertude"
"His disordertude surrounds him and repeals all forms of order with out her knowing"
"When those two get together the disordertube destroys this house with level 8 btronz"

by Dumbnerd January 17, 2019