Ding ding

penis

person: I have a huge ding ding!!
Other person: same * winks *

by 4ria August 14, 2020

Ding ass

A person who is completely stupid

Nikki is a Ding ASS

by Crazymimi44 August 16, 2020

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020

But ding

Someone who makes your brain hurt when you talk to them for too long

This but dings doing my head in proper reminds me of mark craven

by Mc54 rav October 16, 2020

biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Ding Bong

n: A butt.

My ding bong is itchy.

by Spengler August 28, 2012

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie August 10, 2013