Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit

by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023

Negative dildo

An obnoxious term used for someone with a bad attitude or mood also used to say that someone is grumpy or has a bad disposition.

E.g

She is always mad. Must be that negative dildo up her backside.

by Dopiemaster1.7 April 23, 2019

Hamster dildo

Kinny in a definition

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention

by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017

juicy dildo

a stinky mango that hasn’t been left in the fridge for months

my mom is brutally addicted to juicy dildo's!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

dildo dance

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018

Dildo

Dildo is a sex toy made out of plastic or silicon and it represents a penis. It is used mostly by younger women (and some gay guys idk lol) and its purpose is to sexually satisfy, whether it's anal, vaginal or oral satisfaction. Plural form of the word 'dildo' still remains unknown to humanity, so you should just choose which one would you like to use: dildoes, dildos or dildees. Also, it is worth mentioning that if your friends see that you have a dildo or you straight up tell them that you have a dildo, you might get weird looks. Depends on who your friends are. And it also depends on your gender. If you are male, you will get disgusted looks. But again, depends on who your friends are. And for the love of God, hide that dildo you got from your family members, cause if they notice, you will have an awkward life.

Grandma: *enters your room* Oh my lovely child! Your grandma brought you some cookies and an apple pie, your favourite!
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...

by LeMurko April 28, 2020

dildo boys

Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos

Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?

Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.

by Dildoboys March 2, 2019