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dillon riley

A pretty cool dude who cares more about his family and friends more than himself. Loves racing video games and all ways puts himself down. Though others try and tell him he's a great guy he refuses to listen. He just wants help others with nothing in return. If you meet him, lucky you.
That's Dillon Riley, over there. By himself, working on something.
by xXD1LL0NXx May 20, 2018
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Dillon

The term "Dillon" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation.Though the common Dillon thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others.He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade.He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind.To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.A-list ego; D-list status.
Oh god seems like this guy is a Dillon

please lord not another Dillon
by TinyGordon May 23, 2018
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A cheater ,and a heart breaker , tends to brake girls hearts so be careful
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Drillmaster

Someone who is skillful and elite enough to relocate a harden member from one hole to another without the female knowing his intentions at first, then has to accept her defeat and refer to her male counterpart as drillmaster hence forth.
Susan was bragging to her friends about the way her beau was legendary in the art of surprise during their wild romp, by giving her first anal experience before she could say a word, giggly implying "After that, I had no choice but to call him drillmaster"
by Gmoose82 May 28, 2018
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Drill

An adjective to describe something that’s exciting and cool.
Carlos that shit is drill!
by Barleywheat June 13, 2018
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Drilling Some Cornholes

Term for engaging in intercourse with multiple orifices.
Dude, I was drilling some cornholes last night, and now I got some dick pain.
by El ritardo June 17, 2018
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dillon vega

A low-life swinousarous scumshit who dramaticates the very essence of his own rundown life with over exaggeration and incompetence. This fragile scrudgeberry shaft licker has a "hard time", when it comes to man hood, there for Dillon Vega must must remember mommy is always there to help when her bubblyboo is to busy unracionalizing basic properties of salvation. In other words Dillion Vega isn't a vagina, but if Jennifer Whatson and Simon Esner were in a room, she would be the guy doing you know what to you know who. The Asiayranian ecbleashin telemarketor in the closet watching your children dance to Little Einstiens like a beach marathan and the ice cream truck man had festilation ganausurations.
Billy~ Hey it's Dillion Vega over there !

Billy's Drunk friend~ I had a baby sloth who could fall over better than him.

Dillon Vega~ I haven't showered in months.
by Sloauch. May 14, 2018
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