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Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.
Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."
by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011
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knock on heaven's door

When you risk your life and almost get yourself killed.
Example for "knock on heaven's door"
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
by Cyrus Dark November 10, 2017
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Ding in my door!

“Troy put a god damn ding in my door!”
by #1TWDLukeFan November 12, 2022
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door number 3

The guy you’re supposed to end up with. Refer to ep. 88 of Call Her Daddy.
by smartiepants30 August 13, 2020
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alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole
I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers
by The Butcherr July 2, 2016
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Loss of Door Syndrome

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.
Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
by PeacockRB April 13, 2015
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whore with one door

A whore who only invites you to use the love canal any poop shoot action or sucki sucki is not likely.
So get up to anything special with Dame Judy Dench last night?
Yes, I fucked her anus and she sucked me off afterwards!
Bullshit, I know for a fact she's a whore with one door.
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