Doctress

A female doctor.

“I notice that you’re wearing a white lab coat! What’s the occasion?” - Ray

“Yes, I am, and I am wearing this white lab coat because I finished medical school. I’m gonna be a doctress. I’m a woman, and I’m a doctor. I’ll be saving lives!” - Rebecca

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Bush Doctrine

A specialist in waxing, triming and removing female pubic hair.

"I was looking really gross in my bikini so I went to a Bush Doctrine for a Brazilian."

by Eronbo October 27, 2008

docter who

The person that travels in a small box and does not have any money. Some peole follow him as they go throw the time travling box. They should stop smoking weed!!.

That guys so high he must be a docter who

by isklubec April 16, 2015

Doctorowiad

A stern warning about the possible apocalyptic future of the internet written in the manner of Cory Doctorow.

The headline about EULA's on boing boing this morning was a perfect Doctorowiad.

by Dane McMichaels February 26, 2009

DoctorM

Generic Mad Scientist

DoctorM is thought to be reponsible for the mysterious lights in the sky over Utah last night.

by Will Wont July 10, 2009

Doctorsock

a medical instrument placed on a doorknob by a medical professional to signal that he/she is having sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Hey what's this stethoscope doing here?
Guy 2: Don't go in there, that's a doctorsock

by Medicinal Crack October 30, 2019

Doctorate of Nursing Practice

A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020