a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 July 03, 2007
by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011
by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017
by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022
When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.
by Hughe Jass August 21, 2018
A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”
Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 25, 2018